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Door 1 MIRAGE · Door 2 CRAVE
Equal neon presence · hotel lobby west · CRAVE dining east · ~7,050 SF · six chef kitchens · host stand · bar to court.
Why Door 2 is structured for your capital
We do not ask you to fund Mirage cooking one restaurant and praying the menu hits. Six chef kitchens pay base rent + 15% of food sales — like Time Out Market / Tiny Drumsticks / Nimbus shared-kitchen math. Food labor and COGS stay with the chefs. Mirage keeps the bar — industry food-hall literature put bar gross margins at ~65–80% vs food ~30–45%. Leasing the bar away is the category’s most expensive mistake. Your name belongs on a landlord + beverage structure, not a single-chef payroll.
Full kitchens + bar conviction memo → Separated bank vs sponsor $
Rev J · key metrics · stated once
Diligence · pure facts
Published facts first — no stop-% or bar models required. Receipts on facts-5yr-proforma.html.
| Piece | Status | Verdict |
|---|---|---|
| Corridor traffic ~45k VPD | Compass · NAI · SRSA · Stumpf; LaDOTD pending | Strong — cars are there |
| US residence-sector occupancy ~72.7% | Highland US residence-occ benchmark Q4 2024 · vs hotel 64.6% Newmark | Strong national floor — bank case; NOLA tourist metro runs above for partners |
| NOLA tourism + proximity | 19.08M visitors · $10.4B · Harvey ~10–20 min to CBD / French Quarter | Fact — tourist city · stack above inland residence-sector averages |
| Apt comps · Windsor / Calypso | Bare ~$1,755 / $2,175 · true-cost | Fact — housing clears money |
| Parish hospitality capital | BW Plus Lapalco ~$8.275M / 138 keys | Fact — hotels trade here |
| Kitchen landlord model | Food-hall / ghost-kitchen · base + % house POS | Structure real · 6 LOIs = execution |
| $26k P&I on ~$3.5M | Mortgage lock · full stack → ~$125k after debt | Math fine if NOI hits · ~5.8× DSCR |
Tourist city · minutes from the Quarter. New Orleans pulled 19.08M visitors and $10.4B spend in 2024. Mirage @ Harvey is ~10–20 minutes to the CBD and French Quarter (Crescent City Connection) — sleep on the boulevard, play the city, skip Quarter hotel pricing. 72.7% is the bank floor (Highland U.S. residence-sector). Partner path stacks higher — tourism + bridge proximity is why sponsor shows 90% occ and the full ~$151k NOI / ~$125k-after-mortgage case. Do not underwrite this like a flyover inland monthly residence.
For lenders & partners
Harvey sales comps anchor the land on Manhattan Boulevard. Operating story = Rev J core stack · ~$254.0k gross → ~$151k NOI Likely · 56 Mirage Residences inside one shell. Wellness optional. Full memo matches destination P&L.
Rev J lock · Jul 2026
L1
Equal neon presence · hotel lobby west · CRAVE dining east · ~7,050 SF · six chef kitchens · host stand · bar to court.
Court
Valet ellipse · porte cochère · infinity knot · watch wall · café spill · fire bowls — the district's living room.
L2–L5
48×610 SF + 8×850 SF · $2,400 / $3,400 all-in · fitness · court · pool IN · wellness killed.
Exhibits · photo + drawing quality bar
Rev J lock · stabilized Likely · Jul 2026
monthly residence rent roll first. Restaurant (kitchen licenses) and bar stack on top. DSCR = NOI ÷ monthly debt service (coverage multiple — not a “% return”).
1 · Gross income · Likely / mo
| Lane | Gross/mo | Basis |
|---|---|---|
| residence keys · 56 | $103,525 | 48×$2,400 + 8×$3,400 = $142k @100% · shown @ 72.7% occ |
| CRAVE · restaurant | $43,492 | 6 kitchen licenses · $9k base + 15% of ~$230k corridor food (house POS) |
| CRAVE bar | $95,000 | Owner-operated · one liquor license · grand court · Saints / date nights |
| Court events | $12,000 | Mirage-run watch nights · cover · bar attach |
| Total gross · core stack | $254,017 | ~$3.1M/yr · keys + restaurant + bar + court · wellness killed |
2 · NOI ladder · add restaurant & bar
| Step | Gross | Opex | NOI / mo | NOI / yr |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| A · Keys only | $103,525 | −$39,340 | $64,185 | ~$770k |
| $142k GPR × Highland residence-occ benchmark 72.7% · 38% opex · bank primary engine · before debt | ||||
| B · + CRAVE restaurant | +$43,492 | −$8,000 | $99,677 | ~$1.20M |
| Base + 15% house POS on corridor traffic model − shared BOH · bank zeros % until T12 | ||||
| C · + Bar | +$95,000 | −$52,250 | $143,149 | ~$1.72M |
| ~$95k bar gross floor · ~$42.8k contribution · bank excludes until liquor T12 | ||||
| D · + Court (partner lock) | +$12,000 | −$3,000 | $151,427 | ~$1.82M |
| Stabilized NOI · Likely (D) | — | — | ~$151k | ~$1.82M |
3 · After the mortgage · ~$3.5M stack
Locked mortgage case: ~$3.5M · ~$26,000/mo P&I.
Formula: Cash after debt = NOI − $26k · DSCR = NOI ÷ $26k.
Lenders usually want ≥1.25×–1.35× — this stack clears that with room.
| NOI case | NOI/mo | Mortgage $26k/mo |
Cash after debt | DSCR |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| A · Keys only (bank) | $64,185 | −$26,000 | ~$39k | 2.5× |
| B · Keys + CRAVE traffic | $99,677 | −$26,000 | ~$74k | 3.9× |
| C · Keys + CRAVE + bar | $143,149 | −$26,000 | ~$117k | 5.5× |
| D · Full partner lock (+ court) | $151,427 | −$26,000 | ~$125k | 5.8× |
Stack everything: keys + CRAVE + bar + court = ~$151k NOI − $26k mortgage = ~$125k/mo before tax / promote — still six figures clear of the note. Keys + CRAVE alone still covers the mortgage at 3.9× (~$74k left). Optional L2 beauty/barber is upside until chair LOIs — see scenario below.
4 · Staff & expenses · already inside the NOI
Line-item build for the locked stubs — not a second opex cut. Lean monthly residence labor (weekly turns, not full-service nightly) + bar pour/payroll. Totals land inside the 38% keys / ~55% bar / $8k BOH / $3k court already used above. NOI and mortgage math unchanged.
Keys · labor (loaded)
| Front desk · day/eve | ~$5.9k |
| Housekeeping · weekly turns | ~$7.1k |
| Maintenance / grounds | ~$3.2k |
| Night · on-call | ~$1.7k |
| GM overlay · owner-ops / shared | ~$2.4k |
| Labor | ~$20.3k |
Keys · non-labor
| Utilities | ~$7.2k |
| PMS · Wi-Fi · cable | ~$1.5k |
| Insurance · ops share | ~$2.8k |
| Supplies · linen · guest | ~$2.2k |
| Marketing · repairs · FF&E reserve | ~$3.9k |
| Non-labor | ~$17.6k |
| Engine | Line-item total | Locked stub | What’s inside |
|---|---|---|---|
| Keys · Residences | ~$37.9k | $39,340 · 38% | Staff + util + insurance + reserves · ~$1.9k cushion |
| Bar | ~$45k | ~$52.3k · ~55% | Pour ~$21k + bartenders/lead/door ~$21k + other · room left |
| CRAVE BOH | $12,000 | $12,000 | Shared dish / grease / waste · util share — chefs pay their own cook labor |
| Court | $3,000 | $3,000 | Setup · soft goods · peak help |
5 · Guest check · all-in vs comps
Mirage $2,400 / $3,400 is all-in (furniture · util · Wi-Fi · parking · fitness · pool · 30-day). Corridor apartments list lower — until you add the stack guests actually write checks for.
| What’s in the check | 1BR path | 2BR / larger |
|---|---|---|
| Bare rent · higher of Windsor / Calypso | ~$1,755 | ~$2,175 |
| + Electric / gas · water / trash · internet · renter ins (typ. band) | +$245–$415 | +$285–$480 |
| = Unfurnished living / mo | ~$2,000–$2,170 | ~$2,460–$2,650 |
| + Furniture (rent / short-stay substitute) | +$150–$250 | +$200–$300 |
| True furnished short-stay cost | ~$2,150–$2,420 | ~$2,660–$2,950 |
| Mirage · one invoice | $2,400 · 610 SF ≈ $80 / night · 30-day |
$3,400 · 850 SF ≈ $113 / night · 30-day |
| Delta vs true furnished short-stay | ≈ even to +$250 | ≈ +$650–$940 (premium key) |
Full partner brief table: decide · true cost →
Option · Floor 2 half
Upscale hotels already put salon, nails, and men’s grooming next to fitness and the pool — guests expect services without leaving the address. Solera Salon Suites and Sola Salon Studios already proved the landlord model: independents pay a flat weekly suite rent; the building is real estate, not a commission salon. Mirage stacks both on half of L2: 30 beauty + 10 barber @ $225/wk (~$39k/mo potential) instead of ~7 residence keys (~$8–10k NOI). Chairs win by ~$14k–$25k/mo; building becomes 49 residences + 40 suites + CRAVE.
Contribution by engine · Likely
| Engine | NOI/mo | Share | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|
| 56 residence keys | ~$80k | 54% | 72.7% occ · 38% opex |
| CRAVE restaurant | ~$19k | 13% | $27k licenses − $8k support |
| CRAVE bar | ~$43k | 29% | $95k gross − ~55% COGS/payroll |
| Court | ~$6k | 4% | Events · bar attach |
| Stabilized NOI · Likely | ~$151k | 100% | ~$1.82M / yr |
Capital · land basis · build
Why the land basis is a steal: Live corridor ask — 1901 Manhattan · LACDB / NAI Rampart — 22.5 ac @ $14.70M ≈ $653k/ac (MU-CD · Fountain Park rear). Same band: LoopNet · Manhattan & Harvey Blvd. Mirage locked ~$435k on 2.2 ac (~$198k/ac) vs sold RaceTrac $472,222/ac · School Board $330,870/ac → appraisal target $1.0M–$1.25M — about ~$1.0M under that corridor list rate. Listings ≠ closed sales; full worksheet: valuation · land steal →
Section 5 · Why this site · Rev J
2.2-acre flag lot (Lot P-2-A1Y4 · bowl + neck · 95,795 SF) · MU-CD pre-app path · corridor ~45k VPD · fee simple at capital event.
Rev J · MIRAGE + CRAVE · 56 Mirage Residences · wellness killed · accessory grand court · steel GATE ≤$1.0M.
Rev 9 bid sheet · steel engineering packet · Day 1 VE phases pool · palm accessories · some retail curtain wall.
Five gross lanes · two NET engines (platform $79k + hotel $66k). Conservative stress ~$110k/mo NET.
Risk mitigations · Rev J
Data room · Rev J